At least he can rest his head whenever he wants.

I think I may have had my idiot moment for today after mounting this door handle.

I'm not sure which is scarier: the fact that the person who placed this condom is stupid or that the condom is gone.

My body is so sensual that it bend's light.

Need to build a wall? Why not try some expanding foam?

Got the ATV locked and secured. Now we can simply drive off.

We'll just move those swings closer to the wall. I don't think the kids will mind.

Go on, jump. You are almost there. Almost.

This guy deserves to have his bike stolen. If basic geometry and physics is not something he mastered before riding a bike then it's too late.

Whenever I accidentally drop my phone into water I always place it as soon as possible in a microwave. It does wonders.