I swear to god it was the cat!

There there, it's going to be fine. Give me a hug!

Wake up Rupert! Time to get going.

Does you dog have training to be a cup holder? Didn't think so.

I am bigger and stronger so I get to sit wherever I want.

Enough running for today, need some cooling time.

Each man (and dog) counts, so let's move this car.

Just because I'm lying here with a guilty face doesn't prove anything.

Every time I get a little curious and I take a look in the trash my master forces me to walk all day with this sign around my neck. It's humiliating.

Taking a pet for a walk or what is this supposed to mean?