I don't bite or bark, I just shoot your brains out.

There better be not cats around here or we'll take care of them.

Let's see what happens when I pull this string.

I'm not begging you for money, I'm testing for human kindness.

I hope it's Photoshoped and they didn't just cut the dog's leg.

When you are too lazy to walk the dog just drive around.

The cats finally took over the doghouse. Someone's going to sleep outside tonight.

One sure way to make fun of your dog.

At least he didn't take the dog in with him.

Remember to bring the leash or you'll have to use your own clothing.