Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

Now all the dogs in the neighbourhood will think ours is gay.

To me this dog is just a complex machine that turns food into poop.

You are so cute, you look like a gay dog.

Your dog is now like a brother to me. Don't come looking for him.

I know your dog died,but we can still keep it for you. It will be just like old times.

I was sitting here minding my own business when the blinds attacked me.

Well this is how you end up if you ain't got no kids.

The force of balance is strong with this dog.

If it sits on your lap than it must be for me.