Make sure that these thieves take out your trash.

She took a nap and I couldn't bring myself to wake her up. Good thing she didn't fall asleep on the keyboard like last time.

Just make sure you keep your slaves worshiping us.

We want this cat both dead and alive. Surely Schrodinger can help us out on this one.

Got to get that six pack ready for the neighbourhood pussies this next summer.

Looks like the Heavens have chosen this cat in particular. All hail to our new cat lord!

You are doing it wrong, dude. You need to grab it by the neck, not gently raise it from underneath.

Cat has already taken care of the dog so might as well not mess with him.

I keep drinking but this Moderation guy still hasn't shown up. How am I supposed to drink with him this way?

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