Sounds legit
The new mobile ATM goes wherever you go so you'll always be close to your money.
2 years and already filthy rich
I could buy hundreds of thousands of diapers.
Dad of the year award
The police better make those bastards send him his share of cash, beer and meat.
English will cost you more
If all you know is English prepare your cash.
You better make more than I can spend
At least she is sincere about her true feelings towards you... and your money.