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Reason I eat cake

Reason I eat cake

Cake eating is always my top priority since someone somewhere is celebrating their birthday.

Writing the instructions

Writing the instructions

Try not to take everything literally next time you get the cake engraved.

Found the spoon

Found the spoon

Remember that spoon that went missing while baking this cake? Well, I found it eventually.

Retarded cake

Retarded cake

Your girlfriend is retarded so here is your shitty cake for your birthday. Enjoy and don't blame your girlfriend. It's not her fault.

Hot dog cake

Hot dog cake

For those of us who cannot get enough hot dogs there is now the hot dog cake. On a second note, there is no need to get a knife for this piece.

Dear Santa

Dear Santa

My sister is naughty. Trust me, I know these things. So reroute all the presents to me please.

Birthday blow

Birthday blow

Well, who wants some cake with little Billy's spit?

Good luck on your retirement

Good luck on your retirement

Mind as well face it: you are completely dead to us from now on. Goodbye.

Congrulation

Congrulation

I believe we either have a dumb cake decorator at the bakery or we're missing a part of the cake I've ordered.

Nobody loves you

Nobody loves you

You know that nobody really cares, but happy birthday to you!