You have to pay for the ride. And money won't save you this time around.

Seriously? I would like one that actually knows how to spell.

Imagine that someone will touch that same bar later that day.

Like those asses? Well, those two bitches work for me.

Let's have a good look at that ass. Errr... what I meant to say wash ladies first!

And our new bra doubles as an ass holder.

When your daughter is able to sit on your ass while you are standing that's when you know something has to change.

It's the new delicious ass cream cake. Only $3.69.

Due to the latest kissings inside the office, this activity is suspended until further notice.

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