Oh honey, that ass is still as tight as it was in highschool.

Just what is she focusing the photo on? This is why you don't send a woman photographer in a male competition.

Don't keep your neck pillow attached to your purse. It might look like this.

Poor man can't escape ridicule even after death.

These donkeys need the protection they deserve.

Hey, just what's going on back there?

At least it is not an ordinary ass biscuit. It is a majestic ass biscuit.

One of the reasons I hated when dad took me out on a bike ride.

Oh great, the donkey is playing dress up again.

Hurry up! This is your last day to grab some ass.