You should work out if you want to be eaten last.

My pacman is going to eat your nipples.

We know you are going to steal it anyway so why not just come clean with it.

Look who popped out of that green pipe.

If you are going to park there, at lease use only one spot.

At least the paint job looks nice.

You have to be the coolest kid to wear these.

The easiest way to be filthy rich in no time, guaranteed.

Apparently nobody heard about ventilation.

You honestly don't want to know who teaches your kid.