The Republican
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If you don't want to wait in line
Sure, go right ahead and piss in public. Nobody will mind anyway.
iPhone earrings
The ultimate fashion for Apple lovers.
Take that
Next time you will share your toy car with me.
Remember those names
A great way to keep track of who is who when they are too young.
BMW hater
I eat BMWs for breakfast.
Elephant shoes
At least they are not high heels.
Lightweight chapion
I bet this parrot would kick any cat's ass.
Waterproofing your phone
Now I can ride my bike and text in the rain.
Hope my bike doesn't fall on me
The cat does seem unaware of certain misplaced paintings.