So who did you hair, girl?

Better not go outside today. Tomorrow looks way better.

A great advice to reduce the number of teen pregnancies.

Just hope there isn't anyone in there going to the funeral.

Is it a dick owner or Dick, the owner?

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What do you mean I can't own a lion? Oh well, better find a way around this.

I love my penis and I'm not afraid to show it.

Dress up as Batman, wear rainbow socks and roll around.

Is it just the foot or the entire guy?