Even flies deserve some investigations after death.

This is a great way to prevent other people from stealing your pen.

You call this art? This doesn't look like me at all!

I need more money for my clothes. I can't do simple math or use basic logic but I need more money!

You are certainly going to turn some heads when entering the dance floor with this.

Certainly can't have one without the other.

I'm just like the president so please spare a change if you voted for him.

Where did that dog go now?

Do you really want to pee here? Think twice before we remove your balls.

Don't interrupt me while I'm at the computer doing... things.