Remember to always put the bottle or glass away before hugging anyone.

I'm just going to ride this train like a boss.

Our customers are stoners.

I've watched Dexter and I have a bunch of ideas waiting for a victim.

Scientists have come up with another breakthrough in psychology.

Mum should have been in the kitchen. It is her fault.

I couldn't leave this baby sitting on the shelf. It was a bargain.

I think I look great with this on, don't you think?

So are you going to wipe and risk touching the spider or just walk away slowly?

This guy always shows up in the neighborhood after the flooding.