Don't have an aerodynamic car, but at least I've got hundreds of different channels on TV.

Taking a pet for a walk or what is this supposed to mean?

Amanda, stop giving your brother boners. Seriously.

You should get surgery to enhance your feminine side. It's a fortune cookie wisdom.

What else could she be dreaming about?

Finally someone found the best recipe ever made.

In the name of love I command you to stop this car.

It's called "The lights went out so the shaver stopped working".

What are you reading there? Any food between those pages?

So, when are the girls showing up? I got to show them my level 50 Paladin.