So looks like I need to try my luck once again. Just that I’ve eaten 80 cookies so far, with the same message.

The fortune I seek is right in this cookie then? So where's the fortune?

You are really really really mean cookies. Bad cookies, bad!

This is what I got on my last fortune cookie. Wait a second, this doesn't look right.

You should get surgery to enhance your feminine side. It's a fortune cookie wisdom.

About time I got out of that cookie.

If you are reading this then you are not illiterate. It's genious!