We've opened a new daycare, dedicated for wives that simply need to have more personal time. Just drop by, leave your husband and we'll take good care of him until you pick him up.

Stop bringing your own kids to my yard! I have enough of them already and they keep bringing more on their own.

It's the most wonderful place on Earth... NOT. I ain't returnin' to no daycare, hahahah.

Just leave your husband right here and we'll take care of him.