I bet the mouse has a flea beneath its fur.

Just because you are driving down the street doesn't mean you shouldn't pay attention to manholes.

Can't afford to go to a tanning salon? Just open your window and let nature do its job.

Are you looking for a boat? Because I am looking for land.

Is the cable to short or nonexistent?

Do you actually wait for the movie to start or are you like the rest of us?

I'm going to make real men out of you after this day.

Sticker positioning fail. This new magazine isn't going to sell any copies now.

Our love is definitely not infinite, it's just a waste of time.

Good think we taught the cat to use the shutter button. WHo ever heard of the timer function?