Our coffee is an experience that chalk is unable to convey.

We would appreciate if you died slowly so please do so.

We found the best solution to end our problems with Batman: we eat him.

Trying to be a smartass with the teacher? Sounds like she got the witty response.

But do pull me over because I drive like a retard, ignore all the stop signs and smoke pot.

Everybody grab an end. We'll lit up the other ones and let the party begin!

The bees have set up camp here so we won't disturb them.

After giving it a try, this was all I could come up with. Close enough.

And he started jumping and beating up all my friends for no reason.

We're not saying that you should drink this wine in school, just that you might need it there.