Somebody give this lovely lady a hand with that big bottle before she drops it on the floor.

The force of balance is strong with this dog.

Now you can rest assured that those weird Canadians have their own species.

Please dispose of your babies somewhere else. This dumpster does not accept babies.

The majority of Americans hate math. More precisely, 4 out of 10.

On the bright side, you have additional eye protetion.

Why would God need a rifle anyway?

THe truth is that this is just an old shirt. Some things may not apply anymore.

That sign will surely protect your kid from that drunk driver.

Go get your new pair of shoes. They can change your life.