Where Chuck Norris sits nobody else will ever seat again.

If you have been a naughty boy grandmais going to punish you severly.

Damn right it is. Clean, reusable natural energuy.

This is why you drew me? So you could set me on fire?

From now on you will be exercising even before you put anything in your mouth.

Want to take a picture of your pretty little face in that fancy new restaurant? Think again!

So this was our last knife. We're never going to ask for a Chuck Norris cake ever again.

Would you like somvodka, champagne or just me?

Is you baby cold? Then simply reheat him in the oven and get a chance to win the parenting fail awards.

The obvious and cheap solution for reheating your pizza. The heat will be wasted anyway so why not use it?