Good luck typing now bro. U mad?

Because water canons are so last Tuesday. We brought a cow to the protests.

Oh, I see what you did there.

Smoking too much can lead to loss of memory. It's dangerous so beware.

So you think that Ozzy is vulgar? Check out about Andrew Jackson and think again.

Now I just got to find a girl that has the same interest and I'm done.

Seriously, with such a vehicle there is absolutely no chance of being unable to park.

I was sitting here minding my own business when the blinds attacked me.

Results are always incoclusive. Especially when punching cells in the nucleus.

Zach Galifianakis admits he likes Sarah Palin. Or does he?