Any spare change you have will do. Help me out to get that cd.

I can't wait to see how this tattoo will look when she turns 60.

For every page that doesn't make any sense be prepared to stamp this on.

So how wold someone manage to put underwear on a tree?

What do Batman and Ironman have in common? Money!

Those naps always screw with my brain.

My car broke down but instead of calling a mechanic I decided that God might be more helpful.

I am dumb, confused and frightened about all the science out there. No worries, I'll just pray.

Let's all combine our forces and pray for Sarah. Get as many gods as possible involved to have all the bases covered.

Ever since I was a little kid I've always wanted to be a ladybug. Now that dream finally came true.