Pedobear approves this device.

600 lb females are a force not to be reckoned with.

I know what I'm taping under your cup tomorrow morning.

Next time don't forget to take your hat with you in the winter time.

Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

You said you needed your personal space so now you can easily hide behind this cardboard.

It's either drinking or driving. Except if you check both of them.

After a night with Chuck Norris I am gladto still be alive. But it was worth it.

Different situations call for different styles.

You have sinned for wearing a neon orange jacket. You must be punished.