Dad! I can see that bird, I think he's pretty close!
My wife is always playing that baby card for everything she does.
Great, now I need to take a math course before joining this network. If only I had internet access so I could get a math course...
I must say that this sounds pretty interesting. I might want to go ahead and take a look inside.
Whatever you do, what ever you say, whatever you don't say, you will need to flee. Fast. Hopefully she'll focus on something else by tomorrow.