Pedestrian crossings are not safe anymore.

Oh look, now I have to tell all my friends that I don't have a Facebook account anymore. That's a conversation starter right there!

Benches are for lazy people. Those who wear Nike are born to run.

Want to spice up the atmosphere at work? Show up like this the next day, you will definitely turn some heads.

We will save you from fires. But who will save us?

Unheard music is hipster music. All the unsuccessful bands play hipster music.

Son, you represent every ounce of bad luck in my life, so stop complaining about the mirror.

Nowadays water comes in 12 flavors with 10 different colors. So there is a real need for a diet water.

You know what is a MacBook Air good for? Being a mouse pad!

iPod, it is time to meet your real father.