Everybody has a blues name. What's yours?

I don't mind carrying all this snow around and tossing it on the streets.

I don't need this anymore, you can take it. Just ignore the rotting corpse inside, it was some distant relative anyway.

When you won't even open the package before installing the new light bulb there is something seriously wrong about you.

So what was the exact brand we needed? The one with the pink butterflies? Are you sure?

Surely someone knows where I can find my stapler. Hold on... this is not going to work.

That's the real reason behind wearing loose clothes.

Want to sleep in the weirdest positions ever? Alcohol is your only friend!

Normal positions are too boring for you? Get some strings and pedal upside down.

Sorry Mike, we ain't got any rockets left so you will have to step in and take one for the team.