So why waste time sitting in the car when you could have fun instead?

So why should you chose Burger King and have to walk an extra 2 meters? Come to McDonald's!

Go to the playground right now and see if you can top this!

As much as you really want to, you can't have all three of them.

How to prevent the ladies from seeing you coming? Just use the camo condom.

Hey Nemo, look what I got! Interested?

Great, the genius architect strikes again! Way to go, mister! Good job!

And when it hits you, you got to stay down. But not in that thing... Huh...

Because high-fiving people is too mainstream, unless you're a shark, of course.

We didn't have CTRL+C, CTRL+V and CTRL+X, we had this. Hmm... retro stuff, I like it!