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Seems legit. Tall people, embrace yourselves and get those books, read them!
So... Spiderman is a pokemon? I always knew the truth...... Childhood memories keep coming back....
Girl, you really have a great smile. NOT. Oh, by the way, why did you ruin the picture?
That's what they told me. Look, I underlined the whole book!!! WHAT NOW?!
You're drunk. Just autocorrect doing its work, finally, the right way!
Happy birthday Mr. Cat!!! Mmm... yeah, thanks. Why are you so grumpy?! I'm not, grr.
Mr. Postman, do it the right way! Inbox and spam, choose wisely!