Don't hate me for no reason... I'm your best friend at parties and also.... I'm a little bit cooler than you! HAHAHHAHAHAH

Mother of texting in the middle of texting !!! Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you... I'll have to change the whole text... ARGHHH!

Home is wherever my bunch of crazies are. Yep, that's undeniably true.

There is no life without water.... WE NEED WATER TO MAKE COFFEE!!!!

Hahhahah, beer falls, it's true - one of the most beautiful falls in the World. You should try it.

It's probably accurate... Hmm... Interesting theory, hehe. But, don't try this at home, it's funny until it falls on your face hahahahah.

Right... I'm not allowed on the furniture, yep boss. That's right, I'm going to follow that rule, sure sure sure.

Children left unattended will be given a Redbull and a free puppy. Now that's what I call a great warning.

Awesome toilet paper for bored people. But still... You have to be really bored to do this to a toilet paper hahahhahaha.

Hahah, that's really a cool GPS. Okay, right ahead, wait, turn right meow!