Please practice safe text, don't forget to use commas. Really, don't forget!

No, no, no. This can't be happening. Now, this man over here is lazier than me. He's the laziest human being in my opinion.

Clothes.... Hmm, white, colours and... fluffies? Oh.... Honey, you forgot to wash the cat hahahah

Yoda finally starts learning some grammar, he needs it. Hahahahahah, good luck!

Don't hate me for no reason... I'm your best friend at parties and also.... I'm a little bit cooler than you! HAHAHHAHAHAH

Mother of texting in the middle of texting !!! Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you... I'll have to change the whole text... ARGHHH!

Home is wherever my bunch of crazies are. Yep, that's undeniably true.

There is no life without water.... WE NEED WATER TO MAKE COFFEE!!!!

Hahhahah, beer falls, it's true - one of the most beautiful falls in the World. You should try it.

It's probably accurate... Hmm... Interesting theory, hehe. But, don't try this at home, it's funny until it falls on your face hahahahah.