Here are the lessons of Womanhood, rule number 1. You are only helpless while your nail polish is still wet. But you aren't. INCEPTION!
Sometimes I just stop and let happiness catch up. I have that feeling that I'm walking too fast, yep, that's it.
Hmm... Ever wondered who takes these pictures underwater? The Lochness monster probably.
Time passes by... Sometimes so hard. And then... BOOOM! The microwave minute is over.
Drive the car, but don't fly the car. Got it, son? If not, check the speedometer again!
Oh... poor guy, love really hurts. I bet it hurt him a lot. P.S.: The tattoos might be a problem, that's why you broke up in the first place.
Hahah, see this dog? He doesn't barks at night, but when he does, it's for no reason.
This dog is awesome, he's the king of dogs. He's living the dog dream, as you can see.
SCAR.... BROTHERRRRR!!!! HELP ME! I said, NOW!