Right... I'm not allowed on the furniture, yep boss. That's right, I'm going to follow that rule, sure sure sure.
Children left unattended will be given a Redbull and a free puppy. Now that's what I call a great warning.
Awesome toilet paper for bored people. But still... You have to be really bored to do this to a toilet paper hahahhahaha.
Hahah, that's really a cool GPS. Okay, right ahead, wait, turn right meow!
Here are the lessons of Womanhood, rule number 1. You are only helpless while your nail polish is still wet. But you aren't. INCEPTION!
Sometimes I just stop and let happiness catch up. I have that feeling that I'm walking too fast, yep, that's it.
Hmm... Ever wondered who takes these pictures underwater? The Lochness monster probably.
Time passes by... Sometimes so hard. And then... BOOOM! The microwave minute is over.
Drive the car, but don't fly the car. Got it, son? If not, check the speedometer again!
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