Now that's what I call bad luck. That's really awful, bad luck dude, bad luck!

Okay boss, I'm ready for a bath, hahahahah. Come on, come and get me!

Not finding your mom in the supermarket is always horrible. We always panic... Yup.

I can't hide from myself... I am really awesome, funny... oh, and sexy too.

Dear Radio Stations, there are more than 4 songs. Really, come on..

Now that's another way of looking at people. There are four types of people. Good one.

They see me rollin', they hatin'... patrollin' and tryin' catch me ridin' dirty.

My doctor said I should drink.. one beer a day. I took it literally!

This bread is for ninja, ninja bread.

This is a rebel dog, really really rebel dog! Watch out, he likes whiskey!