I'm just selective with the reality that I already know.

This one is to match with the duckface.

That Gotye song... But you didn't have to... Oh, you did it.

If you didn't knew this before, you'll know it now. Jealous women, they're better than FBI detectives. HAHAH, TRUE STORY!

I'd sleep on that expensive king-size bed, but there aren't any folded clothes.

We always like the bad stuff. How about a bad cat that's against dogs? HAHAH

Now that's what I call bad luck. That's really awful, bad luck dude, bad luck!

Okay boss, I'm ready for a bath, hahahahah. Come on, come and get me!

Not finding your mom in the supermarket is always horrible. We always panic... Yup.

I can't hide from myself... I am really awesome, funny... oh, and sexy too.