I am such a lucky dog, ha ha ha! I'm way too cute, you can't be mad on me.

He-ya people! Like and share this if you... NO! Thank you Batman!

You can never ask a pregnant woman if she's pregnant. That's a rule, dude. Hah!

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't put a stupid question.

This sign is way too cool. I can also please only one person today. Today doesn't seem a good day for you.

Grammar nazi strikes again, but it's justified. Good job, good job!

This toilet is for the real gentlemen, so they could remember.. Hmm..

Two cats are going to shopping, that's a really nice thing.

So... dear paranoid people, if you finally find the criminal behind the shower curtain, what's your plan of doing?

Hey, come on, put me down, I ain't no Simba!