This sign is way too cool. I can also please only one person today. Today doesn't seem a good day for you.

Grammar nazi strikes again, but it's justified. Good job, good job!

This toilet is for the real gentlemen, so they could remember.. Hmm..

Two cats are going to shopping, that's a really nice thing.

So... dear paranoid people, if you finally find the criminal behind the shower curtain, what's your plan of doing?

Hey, come on, put me down, I ain't no Simba!

Those two little ducklings are going for the big step, hahahahah. Good luck, duck!

If the people in the horror movies would have listened to me, they'd be alive right now. Too bad, people.

It's the most wonderful place on Earth... NOT. I ain't returnin' to no daycare, hahahah.

Taxi, don't mess with me. Follow that car, find the girl with the red hat, go!