I bet you'll love having this cat as your pet. This cat can play piano very good.

So the cop said, PULL OVER! And I said, actually it's a cardigan, but thanks anyway.

That's how computers are made of. I bet you didn't expect this one.

Differences, when you go to sleep and when you wake up. Two different things.

With the braking system and without it. Watch out drivers!

Age isn't a problem, unless you're cheese. True story, bro.

If aliens would come on Earth, only with Lady Gaga as a leader we'd have some chances to survive.

I didn't know that I could knit either. Yup.

I could use some help, I really could use some help. I don't ask but...

Now that's one smart dog... or not. So, you can't poop everywhere you want?