You could really use some help with cleaning the windows from this dog.

I was wondering how my dog was able to chase his tail for 10 minutes, then I realized that I am that bored that I've been watching him, 10 minutes!

There are too many idiots and too few bullets, Stewie knows what he's talking about.

I know this one looks like me but... we're in vacation, so.. why not?

This elephant is very very thirsty. Excuse him, sir, please excuse him!

Babysitting Spiderman, not as easy as it seems. They said it's going to be easy, but it wasn't easy at all.

I will come down when you'll calm down, got it? Now, calm down and shut up!

I was trying to get outta bed, but then I got tired. True story, happened to me too.

Grrr, I iz a panda. No, you're not, you're a cat. Who do you think you're fooling?

Dear drama queens, this is a diary, use it for writing your drama. Stop using Facebook for dramas.