This elephant is very very thirsty. Excuse him, sir, please excuse him!

Babysitting Spiderman, not as easy as it seems. They said it's going to be easy, but it wasn't easy at all.

I will come down when you'll calm down, got it? Now, calm down and shut up!

I was trying to get outta bed, but then I got tired. True story, happened to me too.

Grrr, I iz a panda. No, you're not, you're a cat. Who do you think you're fooling?

Dear drama queens, this is a diary, use it for writing your drama. Stop using Facebook for dramas.

I bet you'll love having this cat as your pet. This cat can play piano very good.

So the cop said, PULL OVER! And I said, actually it's a cardigan, but thanks anyway.

That's how computers are made of. I bet you didn't expect this one.

Differences, when you go to sleep and when you wake up. Two different things.