Dear Lord, thank you for the food. We hope we won't get caught. Amen.

This is NSS - National Sarcasm Society. We don't need your support.

Oh yeah, that old line we've all heard at a certain point... When I was your age... I already had 3 jobs. Yeah yeah yeah...

Do you want this octopus to have fewer legs? Yes or No?

Okay okay okay, I admit it. I ate the last banana, it was me!!!

I am the cat, do not joke with me. I own you, human. Take my hand. Good, now, kiss it.

Okay, sleep if you can... from now on... you will always remember this photo, every single night from now on!

Hello, offended you are? Because of what I said? A s..t I do not give, my friend. Oh no.

This dog loves playing. He likes to relax, play and so on. Awesome.

Seriously, don't wake me up... Okay, who woke me up? You'll pay for this, big time!