Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. You don't impress us this way.

Duuuudeee, what happened to you? Are you okay? You look funny.

Yeah, women logic when going shopping... ugh! ILOGIC!

This cat is sitting like a sir! The cat is sitting with style, class. Good job cat!

If I ever offended you... From the bottom of my heart, I.. I... really don't give a ....

I popped my squeaky toy. What should I do now? I am really really really boreeeed!

Dear Lord, thank you for the food. We hope we won't get caught. Amen.

This is NSS - National Sarcasm Society. We don't need your support.

Oh yeah, that old line we've all heard at a certain point... When I was your age... I already had 3 jobs. Yeah yeah yeah...

Do you want this octopus to have fewer legs? Yes or No?