Someone please roll that sausage over to me... I really want to eat...

Hide yo' wife! Hide yo' kids! Hide everybody, I'm going nuts!

Pokemon had a really cool car, and, has. Pokecar is one of the most awesome cars!

Hard to get up, easy to get down... Yeah, I know it cuts both ways... Pretty nice, pretty nice!

Well, sometimes when I'm bored, I start chewing on the cable of my headphones. Yup, I get bored sometimes.

I bet you didn't know this... But, yep, Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. Good job sir, you stopped him!

Let Barney explain you... Choo + Choo = Train. Choo choo, train, got it?

I didn't choose Thug Life... Thug Life chose me, got it? What can I do...?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.... I think too much, I know. I've been thinking about this, that I am thinking too much of thinking too much. Thinkception.

Never trust a photo with a quote only because it has a picture. Come on... Abraham Lincoln, duuude!