You know.. These Facebook Relationship Statuses are for real, they're as seen in this picture.

If you want to be a smartass, first, you have to be smart, otherwise you're just an ass.

Nope, you'd think this is Photoshop, but it isn't. Welcome to Russia!

A meal without wine is called breakfast. Hmm... How about a champagne breakfast?

I'm the king, but only during the week of payday. Rest of the month... Hey, can you lend me some money please?

That's really sad, sad, sad. No, people, no, Internet Explorer IS NOT an operating system.

Nah.... Sleeping is too mainstream, let me put you the song of my people. Hahahahah.

Help the naked invisible man, as you can see... well, you can't see, but, he needs your help!

I bet this club is really awesome. I mean, look at that thing, it's really cool, useful for drunk people.

The dog can't believe that he was adopted. Incredible.