I'm sure you'll get this one. This is Godfather, from way back time when he was a baby.

What are you doing up so early?! Even the coffee is looking surprised to see you up.

Nope, pal, you're seriously doing it wrong. That's just wrong, so wrong..

Never pass a bathroom, never waste a hard-on and never trust a fart. Autch, autch, autch!

Watch yourself in the mirror, play with the mirror, it's funny, hahaha!

Autch... We know what that means... well, angry gamer's wife.

Don't worry, I called the beerbulance and they'll be here any minute. Everything's okay!

This printer is now called Bob Marley because it's always jamming, hahahah.

It's sooooo classy! Mmmm.... well, nope, not really. It's actually a redneck chandelier, wtf, hahahah!

Be happy in front of your haters, it will defintely kill them!