Let me play you the song of my people! Hey, did anyone else noticed that this cat looks exactly like the singing cat from "The Aristocats" ? Hahahahah!

No smoking! Your life is expensive, but petrol is much more expensive.

Okaaay, shower time, I feel good nananana! Parrot taking a shower, classy!

Ooops... Look, a Heineken!!! Houston, we have a problem!

English... You can't win, grammar always wins!

Real Gamers seen in real life. Good idea with the highscore! Real gamers never sleep.

It's a traaaap!!! Arghh... too late, you've walked right into it. FRIENDZONED!

Sir son, yep. Oh and no, that's not a chinese name. Actually, Sir's son.

Noooo, mom, there wasn't any alcohol at the party. We just played games all night long. Oh... memories suddenly come back.

Something came up, on the other had, I came down. Running stopped. FAIL!