English... You can't win, grammar always wins!

Real Gamers seen in real life. Good idea with the highscore! Real gamers never sleep.

It's a traaaap!!! Arghh... too late, you've walked right into it. FRIENDZONED!

Sir son, yep. Oh and no, that's not a chinese name. Actually, Sir's son.

Noooo, mom, there wasn't any alcohol at the party. We just played games all night long. Oh... memories suddenly come back.

Something came up, on the other had, I came down. Running stopped. FAIL!

I'm sure you'll get this one. This is Godfather, from way back time when he was a baby.

What are you doing up so early?! Even the coffee is looking surprised to see you up.

Nope, pal, you're seriously doing it wrong. That's just wrong, so wrong..

Never pass a bathroom, never waste a hard-on and never trust a fart. Autch, autch, autch!