Too bad the old gramps doesn't get to sip anything.

No freeloading moose allowed. Get your ticket first!

Your small package has arrived and was delivered to your PO box.

It keeps telling me to touch this port but nothing happens. I'm returning it!

Got to give thanks to parents that don't speak English.

I am 100% sure that there will be a couple of Tesla owners driving in and asking for the free oil change.

A half torn poster is missing. Call us if found. The rest of the phone number is on the other half.

My smiley faced candy is not so happy after all. Maybe if I start licking it...

Is paying for a tram ticket not worth your life? Guess not.

Let me love you, you (unt.