I need a sign, otherwise I will certainly scream. Good thing she can't read. Yet.

You can't arrest me if you cannot handcuff me, right?

Clearly this one night stand couldn't be available anywhere else other than my sister's attic.

We won't judge. If you are short, if you are thirsty and if you don't care about self esteem... go ahead.

This lady looks great, I wonder how the portrait will end up.

Who would ever wear these? And who would ever call these super cute?

Why does everyone pick on Walmart? It's one of the biggest chains in the US.

So what would you like in your salad? Clearly nothing vegetarian, that's for sure.

Who placed the long vehicle logo on my car hood? I said I wanted a Jag!

I wonder if they served any pizzas at this wedding.