I am 100% sure that there will be a couple of Tesla owners driving in and asking for the free oil change.

A half torn poster is missing. Call us if found. The rest of the phone number is on the other half.

My smiley faced candy is not so happy after all. Maybe if I start licking it...

Is paying for a tram ticket not worth your life? Guess not.

Let me love you, you (unt.

I need a sign, otherwise I will certainly scream. Good thing she can't read. Yet.

You can't arrest me if you cannot handcuff me, right?

Clearly this one night stand couldn't be available anywhere else other than my sister's attic.

We won't judge. If you are short, if you are thirsty and if you don't care about self esteem... go ahead.

This lady looks great, I wonder how the portrait will end up.