The overweight luggage is a lie! LIAR,, LIAR!

Once you enter Hotel Facebook, you can't leave!

This is a mugshot, literally. Or... a shotmug.

Everything in my head is much more interesting than in real life.

Oh, come on baby, don't be like that. Look, I brought you some toast.

Haha, tricked ya! Now the song is stucked in your head.

I agree! Vodka is a hobby. Good job.

If you were looking for a list of the most common lies. There you go.

Come on little poney, this is no place for you. RUN!

Pizza and cookies. Dude, you're doing it wrong.