I really thought you were hot or cute.. but when I clicked on the "view more photos" button... AUTCH!

You cannot download a fish. Just try to understand this, stop arguing with me!

Don't smile to strangers? Hmm... what's the problem officer? Hahahah

Okay, we gathered here today to say goodbye to this match! Hmmm... Sounds like a football thing, but it's not.

Hmmm... Now that's an interesting book, I'm already at chapter 8. Great, great!

Use your own bathroom, you aren't allowed in this bathroom, capisci?

I know, I know, it may sound complicated. But it's not. It's actually VERY complicated.

Goodbye my diet, hello my food. Yeah, ain't that a kick in the...stomach?!

Hi! I just dropped by to wish you a greaaat day and don't forget to smile!

So, are you hungry? Can I make you a hotdog?