I'm veeeeery huuuuungry, get out of my way! GET OUTTA HERE, I'M EATING!

Really, stop screaming and yelling and shouting. STOOOOOP. Close mouth. Click. Confirm. Done.

If you're looking for a great mail, try Snail Mail. I don't recommend the mail "man" but... he's okay.

Hey dog, you got a great body. Hahahahah, what about logic?!

I really thought you were hot or cute.. but when I clicked on the "view more photos" button... AUTCH!

You cannot download a fish. Just try to understand this, stop arguing with me!

Don't smile to strangers? Hmm... what's the problem officer? Hahahah

Okay, we gathered here today to say goodbye to this match! Hmmm... Sounds like a football thing, but it's not.

Hmmm... Now that's an interesting book, I'm already at chapter 8. Great, great!

Use your own bathroom, you aren't allowed in this bathroom, capisci?