Watch out, the baby is, is... INCOMING!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, sarcasm at its finest. Congratulations, mister!

That's what happens when you're a kid. After that, you grow up and start being afraid of the bills. It's true!

You forgot to pack me! Now, pack me nice. NOW!

Drunk fun level infinite. Okay, challenge accepted! BRING IT ON!

Sometimes it happens... Yes, yes, frequently. No. Of course it does! Yes!

That's right, stay away from me, you two! Don't look at me, I'm going to beat you!

This cat has the poker face. Good job kitty, high-five!

Well, this cat is literally hanging around. Sleep tight!

Oh... that's your ex-girlfriend... Well, nice hit, very well done!