That's a great piece of information that I did not need. I knew cats were assholes anyway.

I have finally discovered an endless supply of power. And a sure way to burn the place down.

If your baby ain't loving you why not improvise?

My son thinks he is so smart with these Christmas gifts he so meticulously labels.

I will send them this photo and ask for my money back!

Have your Christmas beverage in this recyclable, but fancy looking glass.

So what exactly is that icon on the bottom left supposed to mean?

For all the idiots out there we were required to post this message and make sure that nobody thinks our cats get milked.

It's extremely easy to become a successful YouTuber these days. Simply pee here, at the beach and we will take care of the rest.

This expires on the first day of the year, so why not celebrate a bit!