Just keep playing with that stick to keep Captain America happy.

He probably even got home before noticing he has a trail back to the pub.

Probably the guy parks his truck inside too.

The coat hangers come in various colors such as black, black and more black.

Just don't burst out laughing when you go see the upcoming Wolverine movie.

My dream is to once have a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.

I can't read so the sign doesn't apply to me.

Don't you just love going to your grandparents?

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We promise to help you with the fat part, but you still get to be ugly.