Remember when you held the flashlight in your hand? Our kids will never know about it.

The secret behind the mysterious elections for the new Pope.

I tried to do my homework, but I believe this was the correct answer. My calculator confirmed.

A high percentage of Russian roulette players seem to enjoy this game.

Nobody will suspect anything. Just take everything and put it in the van.

If you manage to cross this in 9 seconds, you will beat the bull. Otherwise it's bad.

OK, I packed everything and I'm ready. Let's go!

Easy with your palms, buddy. You just gave him a permanent hand tattoo.

What's our bank's name? Hell, we don't even know. It's probably something between third and fifth, but we can't be sure. Just trust us with your money.

This Sunday it's time for the Texas Testicle Festival. Invite your whole family to take part in our awesome event.