If you manage to cross this in 9 seconds, you will beat the bull. Otherwise it's bad.

OK, I packed everything and I'm ready. Let's go!

Easy with your palms, buddy. You just gave him a permanent hand tattoo.

What's our bank's name? Hell, we don't even know. It's probably something between third and fifth, but we can't be sure. Just trust us with your money.

This Sunday it's time for the Texas Testicle Festival. Invite your whole family to take part in our awesome event.

Hey guys, we're taking a picture so please try to focus. I know it's hard but please look at the camera.

So I got myself a Gym access card, now I'll just sit on my ass, read this paper and I'll surely grow some big muscles by the end of the month.

I'll just head down to Starbucks and get myself a copy. I'll bring my typewriter with me in case I need to write my thoughts down.

To prepare yourself for those boring wedding moments you need to read this handy guide.

Drowning is extremely easy. Just watch a kid do it. If he can, you can!